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John's Character Beatdown

Wed Nov 25, 2009, 11:39 AM
Those of you who know me on the internet know of one character I've created, and because of my lack of a scanner you've only seen this :iconrezaching: if you want to know more about him go here: [link]
Now it's time to introduces everyone else in Ozika, TN.
I should warn you, this does get silly.

Lee Momo: This guy has been fighting with Rez ever since Rez killed his Mother. Wouldn't you? Rez and Lee use to be good friends before... Maybe I'm tellin' you too much. Anyway, Lee's mother was an elf. A mutant elf that was tall enough to be human. (She got elf ears. XD) His dad was an internet troll. (not a real troll, those don't exist. XD) He has pointy ears like his mother. Oh, and he owns the hat that's holey to the Ozikas' (An Ancient race of people who created the Hat of Ozika.)
The Hat gives Lee Ultimate power. More than enough to match up to Rez's Weapons and Suits. But, The Hat was damaged by Rez, giving Lee only half the power that it should give him. This Leaves Lee and Rez equal. Nether one can best the other.

Rosh Gosh: Rosh is the Gosh of... well... He lives in the clouds alright. This guy has a serious drug problem. But sense he is a Gosh, the drugs don't hurt him. He is on everything! Oh, and he drinks too. Oh, and he brought 2 people from the internet to life: The dancing Banana and Weegee. He likes to party with them. ^^

Jak Smax: The Token black guy of my Comics! Jak has shoes that grow and shrink. They are a part of him, he is unable to remove them. How? that would be thanks to the next character. He became a superhero spokesperson once (AND1-Man) But it didn't work out. Jak often gets in race battles with Rez. Because of the Super-Offensive-Machine Rez found in his house.

Docter Information: A guy who can't make up his mind when it comes to what side he is on. (Good or Evil? Who Knows.) He creates all kinds of stuff. He was hired by "AND1" to create a superhero with their shoes. He did. See "Jak Smax" Thanks to a science experiment, he is made up of squares. (Except his head.) He also wanted to create the perfect son. He failed and got:

Joey Information: Joey is the Son of Docter Info. He is a complete moron. So, the Doc hates him. But still has Super Human Strength. the Doc. has tried killing him. But something stupid always happens and Joey ends up saving his life.

Justin Lyle: Oh man, not this homo. Justin is a homosexual with the hots for Rez. *Barf* He looks like a stick man with casts on his right leg and arm. He suffers from "The Kenny Paradox" (which means he Dies and comes back.) and is killed by Rez often. But no one seems to notice. (Probably because no one cares) I know I don't.

Ronkz Repiteze: A Gothic Crazy Chick with the hots for Lee. Rez have the hots for her. (Anyone smell hi-jinks?) She is the only person Rez has loved sense he became crazy. But She tries to kill him! Lee once got drunk and slept with her. Only to wake up to have a fight with Rez (While being Naked!)

Jane Walker: She's a little hottie that wears shrot-short jeans. (Is it creepy to call your own drawing hot? Whatever.) Shes Lee's Girlfriend. They like to drink and party together. But last Valentines Day. She slept With... Rez! O_O (Smell more hi-jinks?)


Ron Aching: This is Rez's Older Brother that Rez killed before he went crazy. He is now the Devil. Because he won the Hell Tournament. He watches Rez from the shadows...


Bozo-Man: I didn't create this guy! Chris Olsen did. But he appears in my comix often. (I should get him to put his comics on DA.) Bozo-Man use to be a little boy named Billy. He took a feild trip to a museum. Where he found A Bow & Arrow that shot out at him and went through his head. This Arrow was called "The Arrow Of Stupidity" It gave him Super Powers at a price... It made him a Moron. A moron that fights for justice! His family hired a Man known only as "Doc" to try to remove the Arrow without harming him. He tested a cure on his Dog, which somehow gave it the ability to speak. The Dog is known as "Spot"
He often beat BozoMan at video Games.

Bag-Boy: A mtsterious Man with a Bag over his head that is only a common crook. He is in the opening of every Bozo-Man Comic. Never the main Villon...

That's all I can think of. Yes I know some of their names are silly. I came up with half of them when I was in middle School.

  • Listening to: ...
  • Reading: nope.
  • Watching: paint dry
  • Playing: Smash Bros.
  • Eating: Beef Jerky
  • Drinking: Liquid Nitrogen

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Friend Codes:
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I'm on Friend Codes [link] too.
I'm under the Name "Rez"

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Pigeon Forge, Tennessee
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: XD
  • Interests: Video Games, Video Games
  • Favourite movie: Batman. The Original
  • Favourite band or musician: Crush 40, Magna-Fi, Gunnar Nelson, Kyle Justin, Tomoya Ohtani & Hunnid-P, Brainkreig,
  • Favourite genre of music: all kinds
  • Operating System: PC
  • MP3 player of choice: this one.
  • Shell of choice: the blue ones with the wings
  • Wallpaper of choice: AVGN
  • Skin of choice: ? not racist.
  • Favourite game: SSBB
  • Favourite gaming platform: All, stuck with Wii...
  • Favourite cartoon character: Peter, GIR, Dot, Majin Buu, Freakizoid, Buttercup, Mandy, Darkwing Duck, Johnny Bravo, Dexter,
  • Personal Quote: Rez is here...
  • Tools of the Trade: come again?

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Comments


:icondinoforms:
Good days(12:38 pm) Rez!

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Slowly but surely things comes and go, a fossil may revive / Lentement mais sûrement les choses s'enviennent et partent, un fossile peut revenir à la vie
:iconrezaching:
Um... Good days to you too.
(12:55 pm)

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rez is here...
:icondinoforms:
Its the hour at you're home so things will get better and better!
Try to not earn an headache,Nice timing we've got there.

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Slowly but surely things comes and go, a fossil may revive / Lentement mais sûrement les choses s'enviennent et partent, un fossile peut revenir à la vie
:iconrezaching:
Um.. so.. how are you?

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rez is here...
:icondinoforms:
Things are good I almost finish the detailed part of Triatler but this time he will be ready to fight, and me I think I got too much free time so work on Triatler,kill me time.but maybe once I finish him, if you want me to do it, I could draw Rez,if you accept you'll just need to tell me his How He Look Like,Head(but I can see it) to shoes by E-Mail,And I'll do it.

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Slowly but surely things comes and go, a fossil may revive / Lentement mais sûrement les choses s'enviennent et partent, un fossile peut revenir à la vie
:iconm4ri0f4n:
Do you like :iconmarioplz: or :iconsonicplz:?

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I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it then copy and paste this in your signature!

I'm Mario's #1 fan!

Mario's faster than Sonic and I've proven it.
:iconrezaching:
UUUUUUUHhhhhhhhhhh! *head explodes*
:iconmarioplz: has less shitty games. almost all of them are fun.
:iconsonicplz: has a better story line that sucks me in.
I loved it when they were treated as equals in S&M:OWG.
Hmm.. i chose :iconcrashplz: (joking)

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rez is here...
:iconm4ri0f4n:
I completely disagree with you, as you know, I'd choose :iconmarioplz: over anyone, but how can you say :iconsonicplz: has good story lines? Every game I've ever played has a better story line than his games!

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I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it then copy and paste this in your signature!

I'm Mario's #1 fan!

Mario's faster than Sonic and I've proven it.

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